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A young girl opens her Christmas gift and says she always wanted it but doesn't know what it is.
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Man in a car pulls up to a woman on a bike next to the highway. Woman says "Always hydrate," then pours water on herself and crashes in the grass.
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A man lying in a hospital bed after surgery complains to a woman that he always wanted a monkey and she would not let him get one.
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Boy is asked if he's having fun on vacation. Says to dad "I'm not having fun because you always have that stupid camera." Boy gets up, hits camera lens. No tail.
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"Dog Catcher" Man spits pieces of banana at different lengths to his dog. Dog always catches them in his mouth. Silly pet tricks.
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"Messiah Math" A pastor man asks his grandchildren each a math question, to which the answers are always "20" but when he asks his tot granddaughter what 4 times 5 is, she answers "Jesus."
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"Hadley Counts Badly" A series of clips where a woman and man ask their tot daughter how old she is in the living room indoors and the girl always says she's one, but her parents have to remind her that she's two since she just had a birthday. By the last clip, the girl is able to say that she's two.
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A man records a video while he drives a car into work and explains that he doesn't want to be there this early, but says that the good thing is that he has a friend that always waits for him and shows up when he gets to work. He pulls into his spot and a bird flies up and lands on his side mirror.
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