0s
1954277
Funny sign: The marquee under a Midas sign reads, "Boss told me to change the sign so I did."
12s
597816
A tot girl cries indoors while her mom records her. She stops crying and asks "Are you taking a selfie of me?"
3m0s
692120
A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog?
29s
247236
Parrot says "Are you talking to me?" "Do I amuse you?" "Excuse me?" Trash talking parrot. Bird
30s
175654
"SHE HUNG UP ON ME" Boy on phone says, "what, hello?... she hung up on me!"
373987
A young girl walks into her bedroom indoors and finds a backpack on her bed. She opens it, finds a puppy dog, and whines to her parents "Why did you buy me a real dog? It's not my birthday!" She picks it up and says "I didn't really mean that I wanted a real dog." "I'm not happy about this. Why did you have to buy me a dog?
3m38s
324954
A middle school staff and students lip sync and dance to Call Me Maybe.
50s
3896700
"Little Donut Denier" A tot boy has chocolate on his face and stands next to an opened box of donuts. He says "the monster attacked me and gave me a donut."
0s
1985653
A young boy shows his father a bullfrog frog then runs in and shows his pregnant mother then the woman says "don't let that jump on me" and the young son throws it at her and she screams and is slow to stand up.
35s
171560
Star Spangled Banner: 2 sing, one says "Don't sing with me."
1m53s
206204
Woman writes "Bite Me" on sleeping man and puts shaving cream on his hand and face.
59s
140732
"Honk If You Love Me" Outdoor wedding interrupted by boat horns, twice
0s
1740904
A cat swats at a tot boy and the boy says, "Are you kidding me?"
1m21s
137514
AA: Proposals "Marry Me Rebecca" crop circle heart
39s
4021274
A tot boy has boxing gloves on and has an imaginary fight with someone on the deck. He says, "You want some pizza from me?" He probably means, "You wanna piece of me?" Security Camera Footage.
0s
2058307
When a mother teaches her tot son the alphabet he thinks the letter "U" is "Me".
52s
115506
After groom repeats long vows, bride simply says, "ME TOO!"
1m47s
250880
"Pregnant Pause" Parents tell tot kids that mom is pregnant. boy says "please tell me it's a joke."
21s
394443
A tot boy falls down in a Halloween Minion costume (from Despicable Me) and says "I'm okay!"
29s
327864
A little girl is hugging and kissing an inflatable Santa Claus decoration outside. She turns to camera and says "Santa loves me."
34s
317294
A tot two year old girl runs outside and says 'get away from me. I'm farting.'
48s
239324
A.A. Wedding Proposals Man cuts out "Will You Marry Me" in corn field. They fly over in plane
22s
2714738
A baby boy screams when his mom puts her fingers in a puppet in the book "Mommy and Me."
12s
3731972
A woman feeds cows apples then a cow sneezes on her arm and she runs away and says, "It sneezed on me" on the farm.
25s
362433
Two boys toss eggs at a target on the ground outdoors. They reveal their brother is lying under the target wearing goggles and he says "the yoke's on me."
3m6s
328609
A little girl is dancing to "Call Me Maybe." She falls over at 0:26 but just pops up and keeps going.
44s
319728
Male doctor does wheelie in wheelchair and falls at :07. Hops back in and says "Take me to room 3, please" at :29.
53s
328682
A young boy opens a Christmas gift from Santa and says "he must have put me on the good list by mistake."
38s
778426
A little girl tot has a makeup mess on her face and says "probably me" when a woman sees a messy mirror and asks "who did that?"
1m24s
294756
Dad wearing scary mask scares girl and boy in RV, boy screams "help me!" Good scare, but almost cruel. Practical joke.
0s
2067593
A young boy pets a goat then the goat bites him and he yells, he got me in the pee pee.
0s
2184839
A woman dances to Pour Some Sugar On Me. She crawls on a pool table and flips her head back and hits a hanging lamp.
10s
3931076
A young boy puts unseparated chop sticks to pinch his nose so that he doesn't have to "smell any farts from me"
24s
2875312
A woman asks her young son why he cries and he says, "Because nobody is gonna say Happy Mother's Day to me".
28s
2767520
A man counts to ten while he stands in front of a closet his tot daughter hides inside. He says, "Ready or not, here I come" and his daughter replies, "I'm in the closet, daddy. Come and find me". He opens the door and his daughter yells, "You found me!"
33s
263454
Dad says "You've been so naughty lately" but Santa "Still gave me something good" says boy of his gift. Easter bunny.
1m14s
99647
Woman films a man with a football, says "throw it at me, I dare ya." Man throws the football and hits the woman / camera dead on
25s
228344
AA Funny Signs - sign in bathroom "This is the only place on the golf course that someone is not telling me to improve my stance or adjust my grip"
27s
650444
A woman is cooking at a stove at home when her pants suddenly fall down. She shouts for the woman holding the camera to "quit videoing me!"
1m26s
272134
"Slidin' Rider" Slingshot ride amusement park -- boy almost falls out of chair. Keeps screaming "Janice, help me."
1m27s
256552
Bride & groom exchange rings during wedding ceremony, ring bearer tries to take ring from bride. Boy says "Give me that ring Kim!"
1m5s
3095335
A woman plays hide and go seek with her tot boy in the house. The boy walks out from behind an easel and says "before you look for me I'm gonna tell you something. Don't look behind here because I don't want you to find me behind here".
1m3s
310132
Two tot kids looking at a dead snake in the street. Mom films them and then acts scared for a second and the girl says 'Momma! You gave me a heart attack.
3m18s
3825893
A teen girl bandaged from surgery says she looks like a marshmallow and cries. She says "what if somebody makes me a s'more.".
1m19s
326552
A woman puts on a mask and hides in a closet another woman walks in says "you're not scaring me" then screams as loud as she can. at :38
32s
199154
Tot boy in underwear chases camera woman around outside with a bucket of water as woman says "Get your Grandma! Not me!" Senior woman
12s
3803586
A man and woman pose for a photo on a beach when the woman says, "catch me" and quickly tries to jump in his arms but he fails to do so, and they both fall to the sand.
45s
454386
A young woman and girl sit at home with their hands up in surrender. The woman says, "It wasn't me! I'm innocent!" A toy projectile hits and sticks to the woman's tongue.
21s
2909881
A man opens a champagne bottle and it explodes onto a senior woman's backside in the kitchen. She yells, "Stephen, you bum, you got me!" and the family laughs.
35s
136044
Woman makes breakfast & gets scared by her son sneaking up on her with the camera. Woman says "you scared the heck out of me." Practical joke.
32s
84519
Little girl opens toilet seat cover and gets scared by toilet monster novelty decoration. Girl cries & says "You made me pee my pants." Practical joke.
59s
1617366
A young boy repeatedly says "leave me alone," in the backseat of a car each time his tot brother yells, but the younger brother doesn't listen and continues to annoy him. Sibling rivalry
54s
3109081
A goat makes strange noises as it snorts and rams its head into a gate on a farm. A woman behind the camera stands outside of the gate next to another goat and says "it's mad that this one's next to me".
0s
1946737
A young girl tells her sister to "drop and give me 40" the girl counts to 40 instead of doing push ups. The older sister finally explains what she has to do.
1m9s
3408694
A tot girl cries while a woman tells her to sing "Happy Birthday" to a young boy in the dining room, they slide the cake over to the girl and she sings "Happy Birthday to me!"
24s
972080
"Drone Me Out To The Ball Game" A camera on a drone films a softball game in the woods outdoors when a batter hits the ball and knocks the drone down, causing it to crash to the ground.
0s
1114240
Two girls open up fake Christmas presents. The older girl gets a sandwich and throws it away while the tot girl gets cheese and whines "Dad, Santa gave me cheese!"
59s
3580484
"Chihua-Wanna-Piece of Me?" A Chihuahua dog growls while he looks at the back of another Chihuahua dog. A woman turns the other dog around and both dogs growl louder at each other.
32s
3079694
A young girl hangs by her dress from a tree branch in the yard and repeatedly yells "get me down" while the woman behind the camera laughs at her.
21s
4126925